Wondering where I vanished?

Thin air. Obviously.

(Was that what you thought, the same old crap…give me a break., guys. Can’t you assume something better?)

What have you guys been doing other that wondering why isn’t Zaded posting any new entries? Hahah…. nothing better to entertain you? I’ve been privileged to hear some really interesting news in college,..Wht about you? And here’s the one that tops the list: Kamlesh ran away. Where from? Where to? But I saw him in college you may find yourself answering. That’s the catch. You only know half the story. Get him to tell you the rest the next time you are privileged enough to catch the glimpse of his face behind that long hair. Slow down buddy, your hair is growing faster than Bomjan’s. How dare you outrun him? He is the Budhha..hehe.he. Angry? How about letting me do the honors of releasing the intoxicated secrets???? That would be the best read ever…. this isn’t a bus, you can’t say I wanna get down. Hahaha. I’m lovin it.

Moving on to the next: Sumee dear is growing fairer day after day. Ask her the secret. Ah..and why that shy smile? Hahaha.. By the way you have the freedom of calling me zaaaaaaaaded, zadddddddded, anything you like Honey, that’s not my name anyway.. How are you oye GOLAG, opps is it gol matol, gole..I just forgot..What meaningful name, I can’t make head or tail out of it. Bless me with that divine knowledge dear..I am but thy naïve servant in matters of the mind..GOLAG (Gang of Ladies and Gentlemen).

Hysh Da Hero Wht is with you gal? What part of GET A LIFE MAN don’t you understand? Lose control…one more time. Take charge, for there is no replacement for someone like you. Come on. Be back.

Yeh sala, abhi abhi

Huwa yakin, ki aag he

Mujhme kahin

Huwi subha main chalgaya

Suraj ko main nikalgaya

And Jazz all excited about seeing Ryuki once again? Ah..those patient ears of yours listening to all his Japanese numbers all the way to Nagarkot!! If Ryuki could articulate himself well in Eng he would surely have said, “ Jazz dear, you have no idea what it meant to be listened to like that”. He sent me a mail saying that, haha the one forwarded to all.

Bikash bro, you can see him clad in black, smile all through the class deepening his dimples. Wanna know what’s with him? Hanano, of course.

Daisuke? All that fanning and wiping my face with the Japanese fan and traditional hankie seem to have made no difference man. Why does this only happen to me? Yahan manche lai sarai rag bhaisakyo. Aba Nepali ta bhetaiyena, thikai thiyo. Bideshi pani yesto? Seriously thinking of migrating to Mars. Bet aliens can understand me better. Hhhahahha.hooohahahah… I can already see dear Daisuke in front of me, never being able to look at my face while conversing, blushing when Kali goes you are cute and yeah the only time he isn’t shy is when he is playing the Japanese game and with Yuki. I was ill at ease the day we were to meet the Jap gang, someone new, Japanese, a guy, was totally out of my mind. And then I am with this world’s Shy NO 1 guy sitting next to me staring down at the table supposedly the best piece of furniture ever made. I’m bombarding him with questions, have problems making sense of his murmuring voice and I wonder if the first meeting with the Japanese is to be some sort of informal quiz like ceremony. He truly shocks me. My earlier notion of being the one who is always so uncomfortable among new human forms evaporates as I realize there is a case worse than mine. I completely understand what sb meant when they said “ Our faults irritate us the most, when we see it in others”. I feel like yelling hey man what is with you? Do I look like a ghost, Dracula so frightening? Haven’t you seen any monkey face before? I thought it was closer to me, but seems like I am more related to those distant nocturnal cousins. Maybe this time I will try a different tactics going Anatawa ..(la I forgot) Kakkoi , is it cute..oh god! (You have grown cuter). Someone translate it, please. He’ll be here anytime.

P.S. Will post more entries later hai, working on them. It’s been an lively week, Tara baji, Palpasa (seriously found it better than RDB, closer to us) National conference..and this self imposed duty of completing some articles. Promised mom to have my article published this time for sure, or else can call me Khasi re, don’t know wht I was thinking when I said that! God save me b4 I really turn into one. Kamlesh you with me, aren’t you? Absolutely no intentions of hearing a NO for an answer. Hysh write stories man..come on. Can’t let our creative juices go to waste just like that! And if you guys are really serious about making a difference here is something you can do. Log on to http://www.essaycompetition.org. I can tell you what’s there but not everything tastes good when spoon-fed. This is one. Just do it!