Phew, How are the preparations going on dudes? Am going insane, by this last moment studies. And an unknown voice seems to be telling me “ Khub Blogging garis hoina, hmm ani andolan, rally ma ni khub kudis, khub coffee pani khayis ani rinbhar ma churlumma dubis 🙂 ani ghar aauna pachaina nidais, aba Exams ma Aalo kha” Hahaha. That is all I can do, laugh at myself!! Poor me, seems like I am not even securing a Bachelor’s Degree this way. Anyway hope you are in a better state of affairs dudes. But if you are seeking some last moment exams tips then here are a few from ZaDe (hope u don’t flunk practicing these!)
Tip No. 1: Maintain a distance of 50m or so from MANGOES! More than one a day equals dozing off half the day! Trust me the Mango Maniac 😆
Tip No 2: Rise and Shine as soon as you get a “Missed Call” from Asish at 3:30 or so in the morning. For God’s sake it is the End Semester Exams! How much can you sleep 🙂 while I doze off at 9 itself!
Tip No 3: Switch off your cell (esp. for my Jikri Dhungs) if the sms you receive from your exam pals (they turn frens when exams are around the corner) asks you questions like “What should I study?”
Man, is that a question! It’s the Final Exam and you Are Asking What You Should Study?
My answer for those people is: “ 6 mahina samma Hajur ko dhyan Kata thiyo? College ma Hatti ka note bheti chadauna aako Ho?” (Rude isn’t it? But what can you do if you receive such sms and calls every minute like dearest Dhungs, my sympathies with you yaar)
Tip No. 4: Strictly for myself!! Switch off the damn Cell phone!
Problem: The switch off button just doesn’t work.
To avoid calls from your Long Long Time No See Buddy who talk to you for a straight 1 hr 45 mins even after reminding him its exam time and that refreshment so long isn’t desired either! So what does the jikri talk of “HIS LOVE LIFE” of course. Tells you how he felt faceless after his first smooch re, He says: “ I felt as though I didn’t have a nose, ear a weird feeling”. You begin to enjoy the conversation because he is so frank with you. But then it moves on to this:” Do you still dress up like guys or you have changed? Fat –thin? We should meet.” (Btw he called yesterday too to repeat this same dialogue Dhungs.What’s with my dress up sense anyways?)
And you reply: “Ya am still the same. But I wear braces now so not so much of a sight anyways.”
He goes: “Keta ta pura handsome bhako cha (I have grown handsome!!) Timile taklau but no chance!! (You might want to make a pass on me, but you don’t stand a chance!)
And you want to say: “Oh yeah, I already have a boyfriend!” But don’t even have the guts to lie so laugh unwillingly and reply: “Oh yeah, I don’t have time to make passes either!”
What’s with guys these days? Anything wrong with loose t-shirts and jeans? Don’t they know of Unifashion! DUH! Still living in the 18th century? And if you readers are wondering why the focus on clothes when he seems to be attacking my single status more. This is why:
He told me how it all started. “First time I saw her after months of mailing sessions, she was clad in a kurta, braided hair. Didn’t catch my eye at all, I didn’t even feel like talking to her as well..was somewhat disappointed. Then the second time we met she wore a tight t-shirt and jeans. Man! That was one helluva a sight!! Hmm that doesn’t mean I will be clad in the same to Meet Him of all the people in the world! hahahah
To end it all, a guy friend of mine once told me: “Boys seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. To which I replied: “Girls who wear glasses are beyond the reach of guys who merely make passes.” Howzzat!
TIP NO 5: BE SURE TO MISS THE WORLD CUP FINALS AS YOU HAVE DEVELOPMENT MANANGEMENT EXAMS THE VERY MORNING!!
TIP NO 6. DON’T WONDER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR STUDY SESSION “WHY AM I STUDYING DEVELOPMENT STUDIES”. THAT’S AN ABSOLUTE NO,NO!
And for the ones who need to give the last sem exams too here is an inspirational quote: Success lies in how high you bounce when you strike the bottom!
For the toppers: Keep wishing you could score more than a G.P.A of 4.00. 😉
For the ones who feel like a mediocre me included:
Remember only the mediocre are at their best at all times!! 😉
So what, in the middle but let it be a distinction nevertheless!!
ALL THE BEST NAT COL DUDES.
MAY EVERYONE SCORE A STRAIGHT “A” IN ALL SUBJECTS!! 🙂