Manobad ( Monologues)

I’m having a party a party for two…
……It doesn’t matter what you wear.
Coz its only gonna be me and you there…

Hits Fm Shania Twain ra Mac ho ki Tim Mc Grawth gaundai chan. Globalization kai effect hola, ma afnai bhasa ma type garna sakdina. Prayash nagareko pani hoina, office ma ekpatak ta euta row purai type garna sakthen…Yespali ko bida ko Nepali type sikne homework nai bhayo. Tara bhagyabas ho ki durbhagyabas bida pani booked cha, kahile ta time milla ni. Je bhaye ni aja Nepali Mood ma chu…blog bhako majja yehi ta ho…

Tara yo padhne prayash nagerekai bes hola. Nepali ma gathan tara still English ma. So I strongly recommend you to Blog hop 🙂 ..Sorry
Read this GorakhDham Express by Say ( simply awesome..go on a train ride with her)

Aaja pheri Kathmandu ma banda cha. Priye Maobadi harulai sarkar le rusta banayo re. Jo payo tehi lai rajdoot banaye chan. Neta haru ko tal sadhai betal nai huncha.

Bal Mandir bata Nepal Yatayat chadne suawasar prapta bhayo. Dherai pachi Kathmandu ma Banda Karyakram ayojana bhayeko khusiyali ma Baneshwor dekhi hindai paryo! Yatra ma euta bichar aayo. Neta ko hun? Janata ko?

Nepal Yatayat ma driver bhandai thiye, “ Boru Girija lai bhannu ni, sarwasadharan lai kina dukkha dinu?”Passenger harule ho ma ho thape.

Sab Majak cha yahan. Minbhawan tira bato bhari tire baliraheka thiyen. 7 ota agnikunda bich bata hidirako jasto lagiraheko thiyo. Euta Micro bus ayo, bhitra geru bastra lagayeka manche thiye, last seat ma seto luga ma tin char jana budi thiye. Sayad brahmakumari holan. Kaslai ke ko dhanda, yogi lai brahma gyan ki dhanda, manmanai soche. Teti kai ma ek Mahapurush tapke, tauko ma rato scarf, kalo sunglasses le dhakeko ankha ra khairo jacket. Unko hat ma korra jasto bastu thiyo. Micro ko agadi bhagma tesle hanera “ Firta jane khurukanna” bhandai driver lai tharkaye.

Ma sadak kinarama uviyera tyo drishya herirahen. Sirf Muk darshak. Tyahan ma jasta dherai thiye. Afai lai dekhera dikka lagyo. Kasto astitwo, sadhai muk darshak.

Agadi baden. Sarai garmi lagekale, jacket ko chain khole. Kholdai garda sathi ko yaad ayo. Hijo afai bhandai thiyen, “ Kina timilai sadhai hero paltinu parne? Jado ma pani jacket ko chain nakholi nahune?” Hasdai tehi gare. Jacket kholera kammar ma badhu jasto nalageko hoina, tara mom ko kura samjhe. Testo gareko dhekda sadhain comment auncha “ Ke gundini jasto bhayera hindeko!” “Gundini!” Kya sabda prayog bhanera ma sadhai haso ma udaidinchu. Dhungana ko mobile ma ektaka mero naam “Maharani Daku” thiyo. Samjhandai hanschu. Ahile ta tyo pani feriyera “Padkeko khursani” bhaisakyo!! Dherai risaunchu re! Ha ha ha

Bato ko yatra manobad. Mann ma kura nakhelaune manche sayadai koi holan. Tinkune ma Kantipur ko building tira herchu. “Dherai bho Kantipur ma nalekheko…lekhnu parla jasto cha” afai sanga kura garchu. Kehi chin agadi micro ghatana ko video khichirako cameraman ko anuhar samjhinchu “ Yi patrakar haru lai pani kya masti cha. Sarwasadharan ko marka mai tikeko cha jagir”..testai soch auncha. “Yahan tod fod bhayo, yahan tire baliyo, yahan manche kute bhanyo pugyo. Ghari instant blogging re, ghari video blogging, Tato tato khabar re…ajib cha jindagi. Je bhaye ni hami sab eutai dyang ka mula nai haun, Sab Kewal Muk Darsak.

Aankha hercha, mann dukhcha, mastiska ma jwarbhat haru aunchan tara yo jyan kehi gardaina..sirf suneko nasunejhai garera, andho ko natak gardai agadi badcha. Ma tehi bhid madheko ek Ma tehi muk darsak ko murta roop…

Phone vibrate garcha. Heroji ko phone. Mero manobad sambad ma paribartan huncha. Sambad ko antya ra hidai ko continuation….

Koteshwor ma Police chauki agadi ko bato ma 10-12 jana Maobadi Bhaktapur branch ko virodh cha. “ Sahid ko laj bachau” bhandai ti nara lagaunchan.

Ma sochchu “ Boru timi haru chahin afnai laj bachau!” Janata ko aawaj liyera agadi badeka re! Prachanda ko hun, Baburam ko? Ghari ghari ta yi sab neta haru arko planet ka basinda jasto lagcha. Brihaspati ma basera prithvi ka samasyaharuko samadhan khojne chor haru. Afno vested interest ka nimti sarwasadharan ko chain lutne! Ani hami pani kati sajila manche, jasle je bhane ni terne….

Bichar ka chalharu….

Tyo bhid ma ek Maobadi comrade ko cargo pants ma ankha parcha. Green pullover ra dark green cargo pants. Mero observation skill number ra colors ma adeko cha. Uni josh ka sath nara lagai raheki chin, mero dhyan cargo mai cha.

Kehi samay agadi Cargo pants hereko thiyen. Rs 1400 re! Mahango lageka le chamerai pugyo! Ali badi income bhayepachi kinchu bhanera pasale sanga bida bhayen Comrade ko pani original jasto lagena. 🙂

Nakkali kai cha jamana. Sab nakkal parna mai khappis chan. Hami, Janata ko samasya ma netaharuko Katro majak purna Nakkali Chaso!!

Sarir ma garmi badepachi “Gundini” swaroop mai ghar pugchu. Ghadi ma 11:30 bhayeko cha. 12 ma lunch pakka! Ma yeslai ke bhanu “Normal Ki Abnormal Day”.

Ek patak pheri ma sanga kunai uttar chaina.

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10 comments

  1. :D…:D
    I am rolling down on floor now…Made my day!!!…:)
    It sure is sarcasm at the best!!! Muk darsak we are aren’t we?? I just hope someday all of us can uprise in real faith and create a great world out here!!!
    But padkeko khursani re…:p..hehe..nice nick u have got!!!…hahahaha..May I roll on the floor now..;)
    and yeah thanks for making my day!!!
    Have a nice day!!
    Juggy

  2. 🙂 am sure you have already had the rolling on the floor session b4 my permission! How dare you! ( I am a padkeko khursani ahahahah.. just kidding) Your comment made my day as well! ekabihanai blog ko chahal pahal bare samachar payeko thiyen ” You know Mr Juggyz commented! ” news anchor chahin Jaz haha btw you’ve grown really popular among us ajakal! 😉 hehehe
    Ani Thanks for the Link.

  3. :O…:O…
    म पपुलर रे । । ।
    दैया रे दैया!!! के सुन्नु पर्‍यो यो कानले यो जुनी मा । ।धन्य भए प्रभु!!! कोटी कोटी नमस्कार मेरो!!! :p..:p
    hehe..nice to know that.. and now can I go to seventh heaven re kya..:p
    Jokes apart!!! But I always wonder the other people at the other end of wire are like in real world…I have many cyber friends some of them very intimate yet have not even seen them in picture!!! well friendships just doesn’t have boundaries, does it?? And in this blue nowhere the boundaries become even infinite…innit??
    And reading things here makes me feel there are people around who think alike me, heavenly feeling it is!!!..:)…maybe thats another intimacy in between 0 and 1 s..;)
    Have a nice day out there!!!

  4. I think its amazing how this internet makes you know ppl, nachine ni chineko jasto lagne kya! …. still i would say you’re lucky to have close friends through it….
    we gals talk of it sometimes..but we seem to have problem of trust here I mean trust ppl around us ta..so internet bata bheteka ko ta bharosa garna jhannai garo… hahaha but its fun nevertheless this illusion of knowing ppl 🙂

  5. The best thing on net is U can be real you, no commitments and fear of losing someone as it is all about virtuality and anonymity…. Maybe U may meet the one in other end of wire in real someday but that is just a maybe…
    Trust is I think mutual thing which grows along with the time…more trust you develop more intimacy develops and so on the talks along with that… I never ask to meet or see anyone on the other side, because I respect their privacy and anonymity!!! and I don’t expect myself to be like what I am on virtual world in real…So I keep intimacy yet the distance!!! and maybe thats why the persons in the other end trust me and thus I trust them..:)
    But I won’t say that I don’t wish for meeting at least one time, just I am afraid I won’t be able to be myself..:)…selfish feeling it is, but yet I do care less!! because I am so tired of acting for people around in real world….:)
    Anyways enough of my blue nowhere bakwas guffs!!!
    And If I meet you someday somewhere, I will certainly be myself, because I know u will be….urself, as free as the bird!!!..:)

  6. Trust is I think mutual thing which grows along with the time…more trust you develop more intimacy develops and so on the talks along with that

    Garna sarai garo tara. Almost impossible lagcha..boru manche nachinnuu is better..hola… khai lack of experience in knowing ppl inside out perhaps ( yo ta zpt guff po bhayo !)

    “But I won’t say that I don’t wish for meeting at least one time, just I am afraid I won’t be able to be myself..:)…”

    my exact sentiments there! I think we can’t be even if we try, halka shy ta feel bhaihalne ( Even ma jasto self proclaimed bold and blatant lai pani lol 😉 ) So much easier to communicate in writing. I have always dreamt of knowing sb at least one person only through letters or emails..jindagi bhar yet never meet ( tried tara damn afai ufri ufri bheti halen lol) tara wish man… mero ta real bakwash nai bhayo! but who cares blogs are for bakwashin ta ho ni ha ha ha 🙂

  7. haha…
    we and our endless bakwaas..but who cares..:D
    Still on assignments..:O..:O
    Gonna beat my record of 7 45 A M ho?? Haha…that was real day!!! will write that too someday, no time aajkal ta!!! I just wish I have 48 hours in one day..:s

  8. yah still on it..am listening to James Blunt ” You’re beautiful” ahile..typin..grp work ho pheri, this time the group was pro active tara seems like sb has missed their part again, final edit garnucha and the compiling thing..so doing it..feels good,comparatively not hectic 🙂 7 45 am ma ke ho dinner khako ho ki kaso? hehehe Ani Forty eight hrs a day! Oh i wish for the same, boru let’s create our own different world of students with as many hours we want in one day 😉 ( hahaha ani hamro ta blog dohari nai chalyo ni! tehi ta bloggin rocks !)

  9. hehe..
    blog dohori it is…
    Music ni add garaun re kya…Dhobi aaula pheri..:P
    Dinner ta hoina, ek cup eka bihanai coffee khayera jhyaap suteko..coffee ma JD ni misayera lol…nindra lagdaina bhanera..
    Aabo ta tmro blog ma aaru kohi aaye bahne kya ho yo bolgaa ta dui jaana ko chatroom ki k ho bhanla..:D
    anyways, I am really having nice time with dohories..:)
    Go sleep now, mero record break nagara…:p
    Good nite and nice dreams re kya..:)

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